This post is life
I AM CRYING :’)
Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.
~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
Saving lives all over the place!! Thanks dude.
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
#felicity smoak going undercover at a mob casino #jumping off a plane #attacking a masked man to protect oliver #offering to be bait for the dollmaker because ultimately it’s her life and her choice #pushing sara out of the way so she wouldn’t get shot #running over isabel to save diggle #being the only one to confront nyssa al ghul and the league of assassins head on when they entered the arrow cave #and finally injecting slade with the cure to the mirakuru. #FELICTY SMOAK IS BRAVE.
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]